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Hated it, sorry.
1. Screen too big. I was able to play it fine on 1280x960, but there are those who can't.
2. Undetailed weapon parts. Just a lot of bold, straight lines. Least you could do was curve the damn lines. Now, had this been something like Madness or something, it would've been fine. You couldn't see the details in all the action anyways. However, it's NOT. We're supposed to "Make an Awesome gun", with these parts, so they're only here for our viewing pleasure. Might as well put some actual work into it, eh? They all look alike for god's sake. Some of the parts are the exact same thing with a varying number of holes.
3. Disorganized interface. Okay, you put the similar parts together. But the groups were disorganized, out of balance and left an awkwardly shaped and (again) unbalanced play area. Any game that has more menu space than play space is bad in my book. Also, there's no telling what's what. Not everyone knows what part goes where and honestly, even if they did, they wouldn't be able find the right parts since they all look the same (see; 2. Undetailed weapon parts). Scrolling windows or an ACTUAL MENU would be fine.
And, yeah, make the parts latch-on.
Sorry if I sound like an asshole. Looking forward to NOT seeing these mistakes on V3.
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But definitely couldda been better. Especially Snake's voice. He sounded more like the guy who sings What What In the Butt.
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Weird monologue, weirder sex scene. I made me smile tho.
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That was some good stuff. Loved every piece of it?
The voice-cast is awesome! Who are they?
Author's Response:
They're all in the credits, but for you:
Rina Chan - Chocolatelady Chocolatemans mom
Egoraptor - EVERY ONE EXCEPT CRIPPLEBOY CHOCOLATEMAN AND MILLER
Stamper - Miller
Me - Crippleboy
Speakonia - Chocolateman
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That was sheer entertainment. Great job!
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Well, it was short and the animation was kinda choppy and the "effects" didn't actually add anything. Thumbs up for the effort, tho.
Author's Response:
the "effects" add some effects. It has 12 effects. including rain.
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Apart from the control issues mentioned below, I really would've liked to see more moves with the spear. Throwing it was awesome, but other than that, all you can do is prod. It wouldda been great to do some fast combos with the spear.
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I think it was kinda funny.
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Freebird was a nice touch.
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Good one^^.
I think he shouldda turned Hermione into a boy before raping her.
Author's Response:
He doesn't care about the sex of the kids. If anything he shoulda' turned her int oa dog and got his bestiality on... but I think then this would have been administrated... oops!
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